Turtle: ....
Todoroki: ...
Turtle: ....So.
Todoroki: ...So?
Turtle: .........what's with the scar?
Todoroki: O-O
Turtle: Are you OK? Oh moons, what did I do?
*Deku suddenly walked in*
Deku: Hey guys!
*sees Todoroki*
Deku: Oh man, you triggered him, didn't you?
Turtle: I don't know! Maybe?
Deku: Don't worry, this doesn't last long.
Todoroki: *blinks*
Todoroki: What were you saying?
Turtle: Sorry, I'm not good at first impressions. How about we go somewhere else, and get to know each other?
Todoroki: Very well.
Later:
Turtle: Wow, you had a pretty hard life, harder than mine. Your dad sounds like a handful.
Todoroki: I know he's trying to redeem himself, but I still have an urge to push him off a cliff Lion King style, you know?
Turtle: I hear you, brother. At least, your sibling never tried to kill you.
Todoroki: Hehe. Yeah, it's not like my supposedly dead sibling is going to return, and we end up in an ultimate final battle .
Turtle: ....
Todoroki: ...
Todoroki & Turtle: *laughs hysterically*
Turtle: Yeah, that's totally not going to happen.
Todoroki: Yep....I have a question.
Turtle: What is it?
Todoroki: Who's that?
*He's points to Kinkajou, who was hovering of his head with a pair of scissors*
Turtle: Kinkajou!
Kinkajou: Dude, I need this.
Turtle: But--
Kinkajou: Just a few strands! From each side of his beautiful head.
*Turtle narrows his eyes, then pulls out a spray bottle*
Kinkajou: NOOOOOOO!
*Turtle sprays her with water*
Turtle: Back! Back I said!
Kinkajou: *hiss!*
Todoroki: OK....I'm gonna go get some soba *leaves*
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Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)
HumorLeave dares and questions for everyone's favorite snobbish IceWing! (Will include harsh language) (FINISHED)
