*Moon, Kinkajou, and Qibli are in a empty hall, wearing medieval clothing*
Qibli: Where is Winter? He--she said she'd be here earlier.
Moonwatcher: Let's not rush her, I'm sure she'll be here any minute now.
Winter: I'm here!
*Winter came in, and with her, was Chris tied to a chair*
Winter: He wouldn't stop running away, so I had to use brute force.
Kinkajou: I'm pretty sure this is illegal.
Winter: Anyway, Chris is here, who's gonna go first?
Kinkajou: I will!
Kinkajou: *clears throat* Chris belongs to me, you unworthy swine!
Winter: You have to take him from my cold dead talons, you uncouth rodent!
Moonwatcher: Not if I have anything to say about it, you treacherous harlots!
Qibli: Get ready, you...you...
Winter: ...You didn't read the fucking script, did you?
Qibli: I did!
Kinkajou: Qibli! After I folded it into a nice paper crown, and placed it on your bed with a mint?
Qibli: Well...I liked the mint.
Kinkajou: The mint was irrelevant!
Qibli: OK! Let's just skip the dialogue, and head straight to the fighting-- *gets shot by plastic arrow*
Qibli: Ow! Kinkajou, I wasn't ready!
Kinkajou: Tell me, did you even notice the paper crown?
Qibli: ...No.
Kinkajou: It took me hours to make!
Qibli: I'm sorry!
Kinkajou: Peace was never an option... *shoots arrows at top speed*
Qibli: NOOOOOOO! *collapses*
Moonwatcher: *gasp* Kinkajou, you killed Qibli!
Qibli: This wasn't part of the script!
Kinkajou: I know, Moon, and it pains me what I have to do next *aims arrow at Moon*
Moonwatcher: Oh...I guess this is it...but can I have one last request?
Kinkajou: What is it?
Moonwatcher: One last hug from my bestie.
Kinkajou: Very well
*she puts the arrow down, and walked up to Moon and hugged her. However, Kinkajou felt something wedged in her back, and she turned in horror, to see a rubber sword stabbing her.
Kinkajou: Why...?
Moonwatcher: Goodbye, Kinkajou...
Kinkajou: *dying sounds* *collapses*
Moonwatcher: *turns to Winter* Now--
Kinkajou: *more dying sounds*
Moonwatcher: ...Now--
Kinkajou: *even more dying sounds*
Moonwatcher: Are you done?
Kinkajou: Almost... *final dying sounds*
Kinkajou: ....now, I'm done.
Moonwatcher: OK. Now, it's just us, Winter--
*Winter hits her with a rubber sword*
Moonwatcher: Ow!
Winter: *shrugs* You were taking too long.
Moonwatcher: OK, that's it!
*The two fought in a sword battle, that conveniently happened to be in slow motion*
Moonwatcher: *slow-mo* Take...This!
Winter: *also slow-mo* Ow! You're...going..to pay..
Moonwatcher: Haha..not--
Winter: ...For...
Moonwatcher: ...
Winter: ..That...
Moonwatcher: Well--
Winter: You bitch.
Qibli: How are they doing that?
Kinkajou: Shut up, you're dead, remember?
Qibli: So are you.
Kinkajou: Nuh-uh, I'm reincarnated, now I'm a zombie.
Qibli: Not true.
Kinkajou: Really? *scoots closer to him, and chews his horns*
Qibli: Ahh! Stop that!
Kinkajou: Gimmie your brains.
Qibli: Nooooo!
Kinkajou: GIMMIE YOUR BRAINS!
Qibli: NOOOOO!
Chris: Can I be set free now?
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