Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)

Question #9

Winter: Finally! A question: If the world was ending, which of the 10 dragons out of everyone you knew, will you choose to help you survive.

Winter: That's tricky. I hate to admit it, but I have to choose my winglet as one of the few dragons to be with me until the end, except Umber.

Umber: Why me?

Winter: Because you're irrelevant and you'll eat our rations!

Umber: You do know MudWings are not pigs, right?

Kinkajou: I'm just surprised I'm one of Winter's choices.

Winter: Don't flatter yourself, your venom would come in useful. Moon is a great hunter. And Turtle is an animus.

Qibli: What about me?

Winter: Your humor can distract us from the prospect of horrible death.

Qibli: My speciality!

Winter: As for my six other choices: Peril would be a good choice, the only downside is she might kill us in our sleep.

Peril: Stop lying....it would just be you I would kill.

Winter: *eye roll* Tsunami and Clay are strong, so very useful. And of course, I'm bringing along Icicle and Hailstorm--

Qibli: You're going to pick your murderous sister?

Winter: Qibli, you know the school mantra: Never leave family behind, even though they're horrible cold killers.

Tsunami: What? I don't remember that.

Clay: .......I didn't want Winter to feel bad about his family.

Tsunami: Three moons...

Qibli: So, who's the last dragon you're going to pick?

Winter: Well, it isn't Glory, cause' she's a sarcastic bitch.

Tsunami: Agreed

Glory: Hey!

Winter: And it's definitely aren't Sunny.

Sunny: Aw!

Winter: I'll have to choose Starflight.

Starflight: Me? Really?

Winter: When we run out of food, we'll eat you.

Starflight: ....Understandably.

Tsunami: So, it's just going be us the whole time?

Winter: No, we would have to repopulate the earth. Here's how I think it would go: Turtle and Kinkajou will get married, so will Peril and Clay, and they'll bring forth annoying and crazy babies.

Tsunami: What about me? You left my boyfriend to die.

Winter: I dunno...Hailstorm?

Tsunami: I don't know anything about him!

Winter: Then find out for yourself!

Tsunami: But, I'm socially awkward.

Winter: Well, the world is doomed unless you make out with my brother!

Qibli: I'm so confused.

Tsunami: Fine! *stomps off*

Glory: Please, tell me she's not going to the Ice Kingdom.

Clay: *sigh* I wish I could...

Winter: Where was I?...I guess I'll marry Moon.

Qibli: Why do you get to marry Moon?

Winter: Because I called dibs.

Moonwatcher: I'm not sure--

Qibli: Well...I'll just have to marry your sister!

Winter: You can try. But she'll bite your head off.

Qibli: Trust me, no one can resist my charms. And I'll prove it *walks off*

Winter: He's going to die...

Kinkajou: We'll deal with that, later. What happens after?

Moonwatcher: Well, I'm definitely divorcing your ass, Winter.

Winter: Dammit! And I can't move on to Qibli, because he'll be dead.

Clay: And even eating Starflight, won't stop us from starving.

Starflight: You are the worst friend.

Turtle: So, in the end we'll starve, while having a million baby mouths to feed.

Peril: I would ditch you guys, and I'm taking the kids with me!

Clay: Peril, no! Not the kids!

Kinkajou: And I'll do the thing we're all thinking, and kill Winter, for making stupid decisions.

Everyone: *murmurs in agreement*

Winter: ....

Winter: Fuck.

Kinkajou: Well, that was fun...now someone bring Tsunami and Qibli back from the Ice Kingdom.

Later:

Qibli: AHHHHH!

Winter: I told you this would happen!

*Winter is trying to free Qibli, who had his head trapped halfway down Icicle's mouth*

Qibli: *muffled voice* This isn't so bad, it reminds me of the first time you and I met.

Winter: Yeah, you used some cheesy pickup lines, and almost died that day. Now hold still!

Meanwhile:

Glory: Tsunami, this is getting ridiculous!

Tsunami: But the world depends on it!

Glory: But you are scaring the poor thing!

*Hailstorm is currently trapped in Tsunami's crushing embrace*

Hailstorm: Help...